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Half a swig, half a swig,
Half a swig drunken,
All at the party of Mine
Drank the frat men.
"Fill, the Red Cup!"
"Charge for the drinks!" he said:
Into the party of Mine
Drank the frat men.
"Fill the Red Cup!"
Was there liquid spill'd?
Not tho' the partiers knew
No cracks or blunders:
Theirs only red,
Theirs only durable,
Theirs but to swig and drink:
Into the party of Mine
Drank the frat men.
Shot to right of them,
Shot to left of them,
Shot in front of them
Chug'd and swallow'd;
Play'd that game of pong,
Boldly they drank and well,
Into the party of Mine,
Into the plastic rim they poured
Drank the frat men.
Fill'd all their cups high,
Fill'd full the sixteen ounces,
Admiring the craftsmanship there,
Creating a party, while
All the world wonder'd:
How their beverages were so well contained
Right thro' the last trickling drop;
Pledgers and Brothers
Rank'd from the hghest quality
Tast'd and test'd.
Then they decided,
Not under six stars.
Shot to right of them,
Shot to left of them,
Shot behind them
Chug'd and Swallow'd;
play'd that game of pong,
While pledger and brother fell,
They that had drank so well
Came thro' the party of Mine
Back from the party of Mine,
All that was left of them,
Left of six hundred Red Solo Cups.
When can their glory fade?
O the wild party they made!
All the world wondered.
How the cups were so well made,
Into the party of Mine,
Drank the frat men.
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